It started off as a day just like any otha,
The rain was pourin down and I was unda-neath the covahs
Then a brotha pulled up and said "sawadee gurl"
I said "les get a move on mayn, cause we gotta save da world."
So we jumped in da truck and was rollin up da hill,
Sittin on a trailer and jus keepin it real
We made a lil stop, before we got to da top,
Then we kept on rollin up to the watchtower place
And I jumped off the back with my beauty and my grace
The grace of a gangsta with two gats in my hand,
Did I say gats? I mean plants, cause they was in demand.
Cause see they cut down the trees to make the structure of the tower,
and you'd think the place was hit by a meteor shower
Cause there was holes left and right, ready for new trees,
They said you think you can do this? and I said "bitch please."
I may not have much but I got a green thumb,
and I'm as gentle with these trees as a mother with her young
After they were planted I climbed on up the structure
Other people was complainin cause they couldn't get up thurr.
But I got all the way up, looked out and yelled "wussup"
They looked back with wide eyes like a sad lil pup.
They said if you fall you gon break yo neck,
And I said "I can't hear you, you're just a lil spec"
But then I got down, but not without a frown,
Cause I felt like the queen of the world, I just needed a crown.
So let me tell y'all, it was def a good day
The workers was laughin and the ladiez was like "haaaaay"
I got dirt on my clothes, from workin wit da hos
But I hoed like a boss, like a downright CEO.
Word.
My inner engineer looks at your structure and cringes. It looks a bit ... rickety.
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